in school...day of jokes..

yo!

in school now, killing time before my Health Practice tute starts.. still have 15mins more to go, so i thought of updating the blog. :)

had 2 lectures this morning, and then went back to college for lunch (fried mee and chicken drumstick) and planned to sleep... but at the lunch table, they were laughing over this comedy clip of Russell Peter... and talking about it! haha.. since i knew nothing about it, i thought it'll be good to watch it and so i can relate to their jokes? haha... and so off i went to my friend's room and had a good 40 mins worth of laughter! it's mainly racist jokes... so yups.. :) like how chinese and indians cannot have business together... as in, the chinese wants to get as much money from u, but the indians want to keep as much money from you. so he was just talking about him going over to this chinese mall in Canada, and wanted to get a bag. the chinese shopkeeper was selling it at $35 and he wanted it at $30. so the chinese man was like "no, i sell you $30 today, tmr i close down..... i give you $34.50"... so he went, "but that's only 50cents!" chinese man went.. "no... you have 50cents... you go another shop, maybe get another 50cents off, so then you'll have a dollar and you can buy something from the dollar shop!"

so being disinterested, he walked off... and the chinese man started.. "hey! be a man! you walk everywhere else and then realise u want the bag really badly, the next time the price maybe $40... don't regret... BE A MAN..." hha..

ok.. u guys should watch it to get it! i have it on my comp now.. will show it to anyone who's interested! :)

earlier on during the lectures, the lecturer as introducing to us how we developed from just one cell into different body parts. so he showed us the eyes... and he was saying... "we're unlike the flies... their eyes can see 360degrees... but only 2D... hence u realised that when u want to kill a fly with a fly swatter, the fly will fly off... cos it sees the swatter coming at it. so next time, to kill it.. you have to use two swatters...so it sees two of it coming from the sides, and will get confused.. and momentarily paralysed.. so u can kill it! it's just like us giving u all info from everywhere and u guys get so confused and astounded... "

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another joke he tried to crack but no one laughed at...
"between which two toes is it the most painful to get a fungal infection?"

ans.. "between ur two big toes... "

i didn't get it until after lunch. yups. oh wells.

gotta run! have fun guys...